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I'm Sorry Your Boobies Tried To Kill You Card

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To help people live better with cancer, we donate $1,000 to the American Cancer Society every month.

Why do people living with cancer recommend this product?

I bought this card to go alongside a mastectomy care package for my best friend. She's been so strong and I wanted her to show how much I love her, and also to make her smile!

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About I'm Sorry Your Boobies Tried To Kill You Card

Send love and support to a loved one who's fighting or healing from cancer with a humour greeting card.

  • Addresses cancer in a fun and lighthearted way
  • Blank inside to give you space to write your own message

The 'Bad Anatomy' Cancer Cards are based on the principle that 'laughter is the greatest medicine'. A new cancer diagnosis can feel horribly raw and even the most well-meaning of 'get well soon' cards isn't going to cut the mustard. There's no getting well soon from cancer, so help break the ice on a raw situation with a humorous, yet well-meaning greetings card.

Inspired by the artist's close experiences with cancer, this card cuts straight to the point. Blunt and directly honest, this card conveys everyone's real feelings on cancer in a fun and light-hearted way. 

Check out our whole range of cards for someone going through cancer:

Cards cancer

Cheeky cards for cancer patients

Cancer cards


  • Cards is printed on 350gsm bright white unlaminated card and comes with a manilla kraft envelope
  • Card is A6 dimension when folded

Customer Reviews

  1. So so funny

    Laura JaneMonday, 27 November 2017

    I big thank you to my brother who got me this card. Even as a little boy, he always knew how to make me smile. I was given this card just before my double mastectomy - a welcome time to have a little laugh.

  2. Very appropriate & funny

    AndreaFriday, 24 June 2016

    Every time I look at this it makes me laugh. I shall keep the card up on show through all my treatment.