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I'm Sorry Your Bowels Tried To Kill You Card

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Why do people living with cancer recommend this product?

My dad thought this was so funny he almost peed himself with laughter. Once he started laughing, we all couldn't stop. We haven't laughed like that since he was diagnosed. While sweet cards with sunsets and flowers may help some, this was definitely the perfect card for my dad. 

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About I'm Sorry Your Bowels Tried To Kill You Card

Send love and support to a loved one who's fighting or healing from cancer with a humour greeting card.

  • Addresses cancer in a fun and lighthearted way
  • Blank inside to give you space to write your own message

The 'Bad Anatomy' Cancer Cards are based on the principle that 'laughter is the greatest medicine'. A new cancer diagnosis can feel horribly raw and even the most well-meaning of 'get well soon' cards isn't going to cut the mustard. There's no getting well soon from cancer, so help break the ice on a raw situation with a humorous, yet well-meaning greetings card.

Inspired by the artist's close experiences with cancer, this 'I'm Sorry Your Bowels Tried to Kill You' card cuts straight to the point. Blunt and directly honest, this card conveys everyone's real feelings on cancer in a fun and light-hearted way. 

Check out our whole range of cards for someone going through cancer:

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  • Cards is printed on 350gsm bright white unlaminated card and comes with a manilla kraft envelope
  • Card is A6 dimension when folded

Customer Reviews

  1. Perfect for my friend

    MoniqueMonday, 27 November 2017

    This is exactly my friend's kind of humour. It may not be for everyone, but it was perfect for him - he called me to say thank you and admitted that he'd been laughing to himself for a good five minutes! I've glad I went for this rather than a soppy 'stay positive' card.